Our team has been assigned a family in need to play Santa for and I'm describing the situation for Kimi . . . .
Me: Listen to this - a six month old boy, a two year old boy, a three year old girl, and a four year old boy.
Kimi: They don't need presents, they need a vacation. What are you going to get them?
Me: A lifetime supply of condoms?
[Don't worry, I'm sure the family will be very pleased with the Mr. PotatoHead Jumbo Pack I bought.]
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