The Adnostic

Oh cheap fashion, you slutty temptress of my minor yet freakishly strong impractical side. My closet overflows with your wares. My wallet flinches in painful desire from your seductive touch. I am unable to resist your call.

A shopping trip for birthday presents at Buffalo Exchange always somehow yields a gift for myself as well.

Forever 21 is a disgusting whore whom I love to hate.

Loehmann's the Salome of fashion with thousands instead of merely seven veils.

And now TrendCentral has introduced me to yet another uncaring mistress of clothing - La Redoutte, an online catalogue for French fashion at prices that make me go weak in the knees.

I am weak, and life is so unfair.