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Adnostic Holds Baby Without Adverse Effects

July 07, 2006

Baby plans revenge on mother. News at 11.

Lauren and Baby

During a visit to Lauren's college roommate in the boonies of Seattle, a baby was thrust into her arms. The expected results of hives, withering ovaries, and spontaneous combustion were not experienced. Extreme cuteness and laughter at the expense of Lauren's obvious lack of maternal instinct we're recorded at all time highs.

Guinness and Lauren's mother will be notified shortly.

Comments

Amanda says:

Friday 7, 2006

Lauren, you're a natural!!!

Now come to Ohio and hold one of my kids. I need a break!

Ms. Jen says:

Saturday 8, 2006

Ok, so you look a little nervous, but the kid seems to be fine. No screaming, red face and tears on either side...

;oD

christine says:

Monday 10, 2006

For the record, Lauren actually held her arms out for my little bundle of joy. I did not "thrust" him at her. I was as shocked as anyone!


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