The Adnostic

Okay, I've been a little absent lately. I know. I'm sorry, blog. I'm very, very sorry.

Oh yeah, your birthday. I totally missed it. April 19th, 2005 was the day I published my first Adnostic post and April 19th, 2006 just flew right by me. Again, I'm sorry. I suck. I'll make it up to you? Somehow? Maybe?

You're probably wondering why I haven't been around much lately. Well, I guess I should put all my cards on the table. We're all about honesty, right? Promise you won't be mad? Swear? Um.... well...... you see.... I've been having an affair with a Canadian and discovered that VOIP is the best timesuck ever!

Now don't be like that. It's not like I haven't been thinking about you. I've been visiting every day - clicking on links, browsing old content. I just haven't been writing much.

Hey! It's not like I haven't been suffering too. You want to loose your comedic edge? Fall in love. Ask Patton Oswalt. You go from being sharp and cynical to a pile of mush who can't stop spewing about puppies and rainbows. My friends keep telling me how much I'm glowing. I can't think of any mean things to say for my movie reviews. I am even boring my therapist! He said I'd be back in top form soon enough, but that I'm really soft right now. I was ready to throttle that old man. (sigh)

At least I still have Samurai Kittens.

I'll be back. Soon. I promise. I've been thinking about new posts and I'll be making an effort to write more while The Zen Master is globetrotting. (When he's back all bets are off. Consider this my apology in advance.)