I'm showing off my brand new fashion acquisition of a black, zipper front, embroidered hoodie sweatshirt.
Sandra: It's really nice. [feigning interest, but that's why I like her]
Me: I love it; the only part I have a problem with is the front pockets.
[I shove my hands in my front pockets to demonstrate that they are so perfectly placed, it looks like I'm cupping my boobs.]
Sandra: A man designed that.
Me: There's no other explanation.
Occulator: Wait. Do that again.
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