We girls have taken over the couch. We are recovering from the early consumption of whiskey and bourbon and watching Sean Connery play with his marvelous toys as James Bond in Never Say Never Again.
Jodi: What kind of gadgets would we have?
Dina: We could dip tampons in gasoline and set them on fire.
Me: And use the applicators as a projectile device. [I make shooting noises]
Dina: How MacGyver of you.
Me: Heck, we could make nuclear tampon bombs.
Dina: Completely unnecessary. Men are scared enough by feminine hygiene products to leave them as they are.
Me: We could beat them with our maxi pads.
Jodi: With wings?
Me: No. Wings are only for remote targets.
Jodi: You've got to blog this.
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