The Adnostic

Remember that book that was published in the early 90's, Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten? Remember how great and insightful all those little vignettes were. I don't think I knew a single person who didn't read it and love it.

Now, it's a new millennium and I hold firm to the belief that we as a community, a nation, and a world need a more modern version of that same book. It would be a collaborative effort written by freshly minted surgeons and physicians from across the US. We would call it...........

This has been my favorite so far:

If you are going to get into a fight, and have a prosthetic eye, make sure you take it out first.....and, for safe keeping, shove it up your vagina.....then, realize that you cannot get it out and go to the ED for removal.

My dad is a doctor. How come he never bestows upon me any wisdom like that? Who knows when it could come in handy?