The Adnostic

Think of it in terms of layers:

Layer One - You are stuck in your mother's minivan.

Layer Two - Your mother is driving.

Layer Three - She is listening to Il Divo, loves it, and can't understand why you don't.

Layer Four - She attempts to give you advice on the best places to pick up men. She is 63 and has been married since the age of 29.

If I could have jumped out of the car and run home screaming, I would have. Unfortunately we were half way to Northridge and I would have immediately burst into flames upon touching the ground.