I went to a swing dance benefit the other night where I saw a lot of old characters from the the Derby's slightly post-glory days, including Hadashi and that German hottie she calls a husband.
We were talking when a guy I used to dance with often, but lapsed when I made it clear that I wasn't interested in dating him, walked by and pinched my arm.
Hadashi: I know him. How do I know him?
Me: Oh. That's Blah Blah Blah*.
[She still looked confused]
Me: You know, Blah Blah Blah. [I demonstrated one of his signature moves]
[She looked like she was starting to put it together, but she still needed help]
Me: The guy who would sport an erection with every girl he danced with.
Hadashi: That's RIGHT!!! And then he would turn you into him.
That's when I started to gross myself out.
* Names have been completely eliminated for obvious reasons.
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hadashi says:
Wednesday 25, 2006i'm still feeling kind of skeeved out...
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