Suavier: I know somebody who likes you.
[He has been playing this game with me for weeks]
Me: Everybody likes me.
Suavier: I know somebody who likes you.
Me: Okay, fine. I'll bite. Who likes me?
Suavier: Do you really think it's going to be that easy? Do you really think I'd just tell you?
[I grab his thumb from around my waist and proceed to bend it backwards ever so slightly. Suavier quickly pulls his hand away.]
Suavier: Why don't you start with a question? Like is he a hall monitor or the captain of the football team?
Me: Alright. Hall monitor or captain of the football team?
Suavier: [pause] I know somebody who likes you.
Me: Oh God! He's a hall monitor! [I burry my head in my hands]
Comments
Ms. Jen says:
Sunday 6, 2005Given his general level of maturity, or lack thereof at 40something, how much you want to bet it is Sauvier....
Lauren says:
Monday 7, 2005I would actually bet against it considering that his girlfriend, Kimi, was standing there the whole time.
Jim says:
Monday 7, 2005ahh yes the wonderful world of Don Suavier. . . fun huh??
wanda says:
Monday 7, 2005Are Kimi and Suavier on again? I'm guessing that Sauvier does not know anything, and that it's just some sick game he's playing. You'll find out later this is his idea of a "come on" or an intellectual conversation. Or both.
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