The Adnostic

A friend of mine earns money on the side "modeling" at foot fetish parties. This is something I've known about her unofficially for a while now. When I first learned about this somewhat questionable secondary occupation, my initial reaction was to call her a foot-whore (not to her face mind you). She's smart, she holds a Master's degree in business, and she has a good job. This is not a girl who needs to sell her feet to put food on the table.

She came out officially to our circle of friends a couple weeks ago at one of our get-togethers. For once I was glad I already knew because I could hold a straight face when she told me that she was going to be christening the top I gave her for her birthday at the next fetish party. Fan-freaking-tastic.

Then she started telling us that she makes anywhere between $100 and $500 for an evening of letting strange men lick her toes and pretending to like it.

Me: There's no way I could do that. I'm too ticklish.

Footsie: Actually, they pay extra for ticklish.

Me: No, you don't understand. I am kick-you-in-the-face ticklish.

I can see it now, some poor submissive vigorously sucking my toes, me trying desperately not to laugh until I just can't take it anymore and literally kick the poor john in the face and break his nose. THEN I would not be able to stop laughing because the situation would be pure comedy. This lack of remorse would inevitably lead to a law suit and my eventual financial ruin.

You may just see it as innocent foot sex, but I am looking at the big picture. Toe sucking = bankruptcy.