Justin: Do you eat ham?
Me: I love ham!
Justin: But you're Jewish! How can you be Jewish and eat ham?!
Me: A lot of Jews don't keep kosher.
Justin: But that's WRONG!
Me: So is premarital sex.
Justin: [nervously glances at Sandra] But that feels good, so that's okay.
Me: Eating ham feels good too.
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