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MySpace No Longer Mine

July 20, 2005

I found out yesterday that News Corp. has bought Intermix Media, the parent company of MySpace. This is the equivalent of finding out your boyfriend has been sleeping with Anne Coulter on the side, it's the best sex he's ever had, she's pregnant, and they're going to get married.

God I feel dirty. Time for a long hot shower and a brand new loofa.

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Occulator says:

Wednesday 20, 2005

Dude. How'd you know Coulter was a wicked-awesome lay? She likes it a bit rough for my taste, but one look at that mug makes it so easy to smack her around. The marriage is just to spite my folks for pushing me to marry a nice Jewish girl, but I think she's my forever-mate.

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