Massaging your horse's sheath by hand to increase circulation and reduce swelling while greeting a poor old man who thinks you're some kind of pervert.
Massaging your horse's sheath by hand to increase circulation and reduce swelling while greeting a poor old man who thinks you're some kind of pervert.
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Occulator says:
Tuesday 26, 2005That is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. Ohmygod, SO wrong. Holyfuckingshit is that wrong. Dude. You jacked your horse, this is what you're telling me? I dunno if I can keep from telling a certain someone whose name rhymes with sodacan about this.
Lucky horsey.
Lauren says:
Tuesday 26, 2005I didn't "jack" him. His SHEATH (not penis) was swollen and needed to be massaged to increase the circulation to the area and assist with drainage. It's not like I had a reasonable choice in the matter. It had to be done.
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