Gather around kids, for today is a day we shall mark with great sadness. No, Melissa hasn't made up with her In-Laws, there's still plenty more material where "My Daughter In-Law Sucks" came from (but Logan is back, so no more phallic pictures).
Nay boys and girls, Pat O'Brien checked out of rehab. The ramifications of this may not be felt outside of Internet and a few boring entertainment news shows. But we who blog shall grieve. We will cover the mirrors, rip our clothes, and sit Shiva for one of the best fake blogs ever - I'm Stuck in Rehab with Pat O'Brien.
Gone is my daily date with "Adam", the pain killer addicted kickboxer and his cohorts in recovery:
Bobby Brown
Whitney Houston
Paralyzed Lesbian "Flo" and her monkey assistant
Sheryl Ann
Joaquin Phoenix
and let's not forget, the Insider himself, Pat O'Brien and his riveting fear of Eskimos
It may be okay to cry, but at least we still have open letters to Star Jones.
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